Like oh yay! Fresh mix of social lifehacks and guidlines. I love the commercial where the somewhat chubby sweetfaced black girl is huffing the Gain mid aisle and the schlubby chubby shop keep is lost in bonerville. They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. I always wish the mother would snarl "Shut the hell up, you little know-it-all!". Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. WHY is he British? Always fast forward or change the channel. He confirms and they smile again at each other. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms". Its like being a Cassandra of crap. I scoff at the Windows 11 ad with the three black kids playing games and watching movies on laptops as they praise the new upgrade, marveling at how fast it is, how games are better because no lagging and that they can watch movies on their laptops that are movie theater quality. It's because she gave you a SUGGESTION and you took it. I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. Why, he's hardly working! Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rWhen handsome Harry joins the session, \rHe makes a real cool 3-way impression (lol)\r\rCleaner breath. I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. Well a new year brings tax, weight loss, exercise equipment and gym membership commercials. Im Morgan and theres more to me than HIV. In the past 30 days, Colgate has had 3,339 airings and earned an airing rank of #324 with a spend ranking of #91 as compared to all other advertisers. Wow, the pain in the ass Sling medical expert who needs a Western omelet is now on an Amazon commercial telling people to sign up because you can always cancel, to a bride about to go down the aisle. Just can't figure it out. She is an actress that screams, DO NOT BELIEVE ME! For Christs sake change to a different song to run into the ground! B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rHelp fight decay with Colgate!\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! The super creepy commercial for some erection product, it features a real life father and son, they've created the product. The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. The insipid anti-Phil Murphy spots by the NJ GOP are laughable. R95, don't forget Starbucks. R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. Yes it is!". R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of. Any fucking commercial with Kevin Hart screaming. The Lume ad for "stinky crevices" makes it seem like they are selling cave guano cleanser. No information which song is used in the Colgate TV commercial ad Be the Reason Nurse. Does Voltarin only work on skinny gay men married to women? So amazing. She looks a little crazy now . Ugh. Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. The worst jingles, ever. For dinner? Such a stupid commercial. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. In 2019, the Colgate toothpaste brand sold almost 80 million units in the United States, while Crest 3D White sold just over 60 million. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath. . Eeeeeeew. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. Ok - is it a FaceTime commercial - the mom adopts a maybe 10 year old girl who is shy - the commercial is about the young girl FaceTiming with her new grandmother. Dedicated to Improving the Lives of Blind and Visually Impaired People. Some features on this site require registration. Im in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. In particular, there are several websites and online resources that specialize in this kind of search. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath. Patients receive at least 20% off* and you earn 10% of sales. Dear colgate, Its 8am here in Oregon. They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) Is he the grown up Josh from the fucking grandparents in wrinkled clothing? I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. '" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. This shit has got to stop. that payments need to be kept up on. Awful. Theres a difference. Colgate Commercial - 2008 was released on: USA: 29 January 2008 (internet) . R59 Yes, I am. The Celebrity X Cruise line commercial (which would would be the last fucking place I would think of being), with the actor singing What a Wonderful Word in an excruciatingly disturbing vocal fry. I hate that treacly Kohl's commercial where Grandpa puts on an earsplitting recording of "From Me to You" so the kid can waltz around with grandma for a few minutes. One was for some online gaming site and they have her face on the body of a cartoon crab or something, like she is one of the characters in some casino game. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" Colgate Boy on School Bus Smile Commercial by Vincent Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". I dont know what they're trying to sell me, but the commercial that uses The Clapping Song can just fuck off already. What low-end crap *won't* he shill for? This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. Carls Jr. with the Feed Your Happy slogan. PICK UP THE FUCKING TABLET! The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. [quote]I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic. The fucking asthma medication commercials where the editors think they're doing "1917", but every edit is so obvious it makes them look like NYU film students. Fight bacteria, prevent cavities, strengthen enamel, whiten teeth and more with Colgate Total products. R106, and please make TLC stop showing the ads for Dr. Pimple Popper!! No R393.but apparently Rob Gronkowski is. It's a toss-up between the Biktarvy and Dovato commercials. ^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup. What is the best selling over-the-counter allergy medication? WTF. Come to think of it, think Ed Sheran sang one of the songs to those obnoxious jewelry commercials. They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. I love that hanes commercial, its balltastic ! What idiot came up with that POS?! Really? Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. This guy from the Cerebral commercial who has a really bad gay accent. The Shaquille O'Neal ad for whatever the hell he's hawking this week, where he walks into an establishment "disguised" in a bad grey Beatles wig and mustache. No, there isnt. Arm and Hammer Dental Care Advance Cleaning Mint Toothpaste w/Baking Soda. Gotta make that money! Shaquille s immunity system is not compromised. If there's an Amazon scholarship program for employees, this is the first I've heard of it -- somehow, I doubt it, but the guy in the commercial seems like such a nice, sincere young man. Literally. In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" commercial featuring "Bill"? TheraBreath 24-Hour Fresh Breath Toothpaste. The commercial is just plain weird. The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. Theres no hidden meaning, the squares are called eye marks and are used as a visual cue for the machinery to indicate where to cut the material. The FB commercial with the scrawny guy who says his girlfriend dumped him for a Pisces or whatever zodiac sign. Of course, when actually shopping at Target one will see so few people who look like these business owners they're telling the rest of to support shopping the aisles with you. I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. Is for you to learn how to eat her pussy to climax, you limp dick. Ripple makes milk now? [quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. The Geico gecko is neither cute nor funny and never has been, plus has the most annoying goddamn voice imaginable. And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. People on Medicare, don't get anything extra, just new surprise bills while they are already paying for Medicare! [quote]Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! The Downey commerical where the parents are in the laundry room and the kids are upstairs raising hell. "It's so faaAAAAaaancy! R236-It's to her cat, and I want to strangle that cutesy bitch. [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. She noted she views Buck and Eddie as having a great friendship only. Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! r547, yes, I'm part of that. Is he her pimp forcing her to sell her car to finance his pedicures? Why was your fridge empty to begin with, bitch? So over that! GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. Love, The momma who relates 33 Share I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there. All rights reserved. Google Fi. They have this thin bland woman who looks like she is wearing a blonde wig. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. The child is slow to reach milestones such as rolling over, sitting, crawling, and walking. It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. She is not attractive or a spokesperson I believe. And theyre fucking EVERYWHERE. This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. Talk about dated. [quote] I thought that guy was J. The girl and her mother should have been shown enjoying the gift and together waving thanks to the mother. So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time hes having while eating sour cream with the family. Is the money Progressive spends on those shitty spots really worth the amount of business they bring in? The commercials alone would make me run the fuck away. All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March. Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn R253, the Medicare enrollment period won't expire until Pearl Harbor Day, Dec. 7. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. With NEEDLES. Visual dog whistle? Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. Not the bastardized hipster East Side LA with Los Feliz and Silverlake. I notice there's a new spot for Doug and Emu as they try to fly in a helicopter. That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. Best of the Super Bowl ads? Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! Learn More. The Colgate company in South Africa assured its customers in June that its products were 100 percent safe and said the United States did not import toothpaste from the country. and that the garments hold 5 cups of liquid! What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway. The deep, weeks-long discussions about anthropomorphic geckos, vaginas, antidepressants. The Geico Motorcycle "Build Me Up Buttercup" ads. The property brothers on the American Family Insurance commercial where they recite home decorating styles - cottage tudor, R95 that guy isn't Latino. Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want. What an obnoxious brat. Death. UGH. I am fucking creeped-out by that psychotic Ambient-dream horror show commercial for Montefiore/Einstein Children's Hospital with the obnoxious soundtrack filled with people singing off-key, and the little girl rushing her stuffed unicorn to the ICU. I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot. Love seeing Larry David in his commercial, but what the hell is the product? She approaches the middle of the stage and sees a smile of reassurance from someone else before beginning her speech. The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. The AT&T internet commercial with the mom who's Zooming with her kids and the connection starts to break up. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. You know, the song you hear AT CHRISTMAS TIME. I just looked up and there was a commercial for that Wen not!shampoo stuff. Than theres Comedy Central who more so than even before, since getting that Charmander Da Goof doofus as their latest late night host, so many of their commercials seem to be trying to appeal to his particular demographic. What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews? And Bounty..just pick up the fucking lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and THEN wipe the counter. r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE? Young woman, her face drenched with tears says "My auntie called me, she said 'uncle's had a heart attack.' Pathetic, indeed! The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel. Welcome to Colgate Professional Direct. [quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial. Been saying this since the end of the Chappell Show. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? "How Do You Like Me Now?" Thank God for Target! Or, just Kevin Hart. [quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? Do people still watch commercial tv? Why can't he get a mild case of COVID so he can shut up for a while? I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go? And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. Lip synching Janis Joplin with my mouth open as fucking wide as I can! To me, it sounds nothing like Dolly. haunts my dreams. The ad where a woman in white stretch pants jumps over a camera showing what looks to be her crapped her pants or threw a crotch clot, for a TV instant, is disgusting. [quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial? Are these all regional commercials? All of their commercials are muted because all of them are senior cellular service or Medicare open enrollment ads. The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring real people talking about getting the shot. Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. Like he knows what lasagna is. The . Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. R314 its awful. Can't stand them. If you can't find the email you can resend it here. Im having withdrawals. And now the hello Im your vagina commercial. Do they even show that commercial any more? So phoney I quickly change ir mute the channel. AND the new tag line for people with skin is stupid! Cerebral palsy (CP) is caused by abnormal development of the brain or damage to the developing brain that affects a childs ability to control his or her muscles. Or, alternatively get in the car inside the garage and start it up. Then sit there for a little while. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. They are running those Joy, Comfort and Peace JC penny commercials non stop now. Jimmie Walker is even more obnoxious. They eat lunch Together - one has a tummy ache the other has hungry eyes. At the end - Humira works and they are both happy. I realize it's not National, but I wouldn't mind seeing the black and white Winn-Dixie "twins" die in a common grease fire! ), [quote] Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. Are the 1-888-Sparky electricians ad national? That ugly, red-headed, skinny thing in the recent Walgreens commercial. The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing! The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. Id do anything, for you dear - anything! Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares. Who the hell thought that was clever or cute? The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". I have to either mute it or change the channel because it's so lame. To that end, we have secured a third-party accessibility organization,My Blind Spot, to perform automated and manual tests at quarterly intervals to ensure our compliance to WCAG 2.0 AA. Who is the guy in the Colgate Total commercial? Happy guys proudly rolling up their sleeves and shoving their scab-free forearms in everyones face because they love their psoriasis med! Fox is better. FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS! And shrill! The ad is way too short to be annoying. *, [italic]*Your results may vary. Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. Fuck that gecko. That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows weve been discussing her constipation. I did enjoy the one where the little boy stuck a stick op his daddy's manhole. That Keeps commercial with the guy who looks like Byron Allen with a gheri curl or probably just 80s Byron Allen. Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. Yes, R69, ALL the prescription drug commercials! The film industry was shut down for over a year. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. the United States - they must be throwing millions at them. The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization. There was Alec, with a man-voice, telling us all that he has a drivers license, and even showed him actually driving. What can your smile do? an onscreen line reads at the end of the heart-warming commercial. The Spectrum cable monster ads are back. Check out the video at iSpot.tv:What Can Your Smile Do? I may have missed a post here about Khloe Kardashian for a headache drug. The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! All Medicare open enrollment commercials are extremely annoying. He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body. Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. I never hated that guy - I thought he was the best one of the bunch. I live on the East Coast. Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at. All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS. In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. God, shes fucking annoying. So, what youre saying is, you cant dig it? Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. Otherwise the world may never know the moral bankruptcy it's suffering by not knowing of all the Korean/queer owned coffee producers it hasn't been financially patronizing. Arent drawers underwear? Has anyone mentioned the newest Shingrix (sp?) The Boxed commercial with the hot ginger dad is watchable if it is muted. But wait! Her big floating head superimposed on the teeny tiny Beachbody instructor is creepy AF. Readers Digest Partners for Sight Foundation is committed to maintaining compliance to the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.0 Level AA standard for digital accessibility. Where did they find these people? Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me. R148-The quality of the ad is such that it looks like Liev didn't want to be associated with a mattress ad, but the poor thing has to get work somewhere. I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. Going to open the box. . Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath??? Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. I actually felt sorry for her. Lil' Nas has great delivery. Sensodyne Pronamel Fresh Breath Enamel Toothpaste for Sensitive Teeth. About 8 summers ago I moved house after 24 years - the packing was an endless nightmare - a really stressful summer. They are the perfect annoying couple. I just think it's an odd ad campaign, especially coming from a company with such a bad reputation for labor relations -- isn't a certain portion of the audience bound to scoff? Why the change? r485, did you see the possible side effects of that drug? The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. Have questions about your smile? Thats not a word so that the guy in the helicopter thought it was HELLO makes him look like the illiterate buffoon. You get a blanket with the gimpy kids, you get a blanket with the homeless kids, you get a t-shirt with the kids with cancer, you get a t-shirt with the shivering starved beasts, you get a stuffed toy with the African wildlife,, and you get NOTHING with a donation to old starving Jews. The other ad in this series features the Rapunzel character and there's yet another ad. Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). Those just make me sad. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. WHO THE FUCK WALKS INTO A GROCERY STORE AND ASKS IF THEY CARRY CHEESE?!!! The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says its comfortable and last long time! Not a long time but just long time. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! Medicare annual open enrollment with MARTHA is the absolute worst TV commercial I have ever seen. Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004 Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, Rock Hudson gave to me? "Get in the basement!". Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." While making goofy faces at a little girl with a sock puppet, her smile catches the eye of another passenger. The insurance ad with the 3 kids playing jump rope. So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. Ugh that new Christmas JC PENNY ad with the old woman who looks like Carol Channing with big black glasses everyone is dancing and merry making through JC Penny. Edited best-selling books in every previous `` commercial 's you 're the senior citizen they trying! A gyno exam actually be done over a cell?!!!!!!!!!!... Lottery ticket, pick the fucker up and then wipe the counter for Dr. Pimple Popper!!. 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